Pets

Sometimes people are lonely, and get very depressed. One reason a lot of people are depressed is that, they don't have any friends.

Making friends is hard. Sometimes it's easier to get a pet.

For little or no money, almost anyone can get a cat or a dog. These are recommended pets, since it's hard to make friends with fish, birds, snakes, pigs, and other kinds of animals people keep as pets. These people own these animals because they are selfish, and merely want to look cool. If you don't have any friends, it's best to get a cat or a dog. Some people make friends with monkeys, but it isn't legal to keep monkeys in most states. Monkeys belong in the zoo.

Lots of people like cats. Sometimes, people get so lonely that they fill their house with cats. Then they get made fun of by neighbors, family members, and co-workers. In a general sense, this can be construed as proof that they were right in acquiring so many cats.

The only problem with pets is that they die very quickly. This can be very sad. The good news is, being a pet owner prepares you for death!

And the thing about death is, that we all have to face it alone.